We pulled away from the curb with Baby Brother napping in back and Little Legs begging for a snack.
“Bar? Coo? Nana?”
(Translation for the lay person. I would like a fruit and grain bar, a cookie or a banana.)
It was a devastating blow for the child to learn that we did not have any of these things in the car. To be clear, it was meant to be a quick trip to pick up a picture that was just framed. And the boy was not starving, by any means.
With Daddy Longlegs at the helm steering us towards home, he asked, “How did it turn out?”
“Oh, it looks great, but you won’t be happy,” I explained.
“What do you mean?” Daddy Longlegs took the bait.
“Well, I think they did it backwards. The matting might be on the wrong side.”
I dug into my purse so Daddy Longlegs wouldn’t see my laughing face.
“I couldn’t bear to break it to Brenda. She was so proud of her work.”
“Brenda? Who is Brenda? Do I need to turn around and go back?”
“You might, but not right now, obviously.”
Baby Brother woke up and started making the sweet wah, wah, wah noises that usually led to full on squalling within a few minutes, while Little Legs kicked at the back of Daddy Longlegs’ seat, chanting demands for various snacks.
“Brenda showed me another project that she just finished so I know she worked hard on this one.”
It was a hand drawn, black and white, cross-eyed dog that stared out in two different directions from an off-centered picture on the wall. She pointed it out after she found my order, tucked away in a stack of other pictures wrapped in brown paper.
“That’s one of mine, too,” she said proudly through her mask.
“You did a fine job.”
I nodded at the picture on the wall with my eyes and then looked back down at the picture on the counter.
And she really did a fine job, but I was not going to let Daddy Longlegs know that until we got home.
It was my way of keeping him on his toes, as though the boys didn’t do it enough. This was our relationship after two babies.
Exciting, glamorous, and sexy.